As a Canadian I can tell you not only is that a goose, but you may aswell abandon all hope now and just hand your property over to the bird and find a nice marsh to live in.
The pic doesn’t match the description. I’m thinking fowl play.
That’s no duck… that’s a cobra chicken
As a Canadian, I can tell you that those Aggressive Ducks are fucking Hell in Feathered Form.
The only reason that we Canadians are so friendly, polite, and welcoming is that we’ve undertaken a massive, long-term program, during which we’ve managed to extract all negativity from our human populace and concentrate it into certain bird species. The Aggressive Duck just happens to be the one species in which the program has been the most successful. Regrettably so.
Large swaths of once pristine parklands have been rendered almost totally off-limits due to mass fecal bombardment.
Certain areas close to bodies of water must be avoided due to the likelihood of attack.
Only now have we realized our terrible mistake.
This person is an awful eyewitness
That’s a goose annnnnddd you’re double-fucked. Sneak out the back and move states. Leave everything!!
I drove into my high school parking lot (like 6 years ago) and a flock of geese decided to land. Another guy was parked next to me and we just shrugged at eachother. He got out of the car and was attacked by this massive flock of like 100 geese. I decided to go home.
I’d punch a goose in the face if it ever bit my cat
Does not know the difference between a duck or a goose. Does not know the difference between white and black. I wonder if she even has a cat. It might be a skunk.
Man seriously I actually knew someone who didn’t know the difference between ducks and geese. They thought the ducks were female and the geese were male…hence the size difference. She was close to 40 at the time and nothing my 20 year old mouth was saying would convince her otherwise. No smartphones in the late 90’s.
How did this end? Did the goose eat this person?
Ah yes, the Canadian raging hiss honker
That is the rare rude Canadian, a Canadian Honker.
Ah.. The infamous “Cobra Chicken”!!!
Duck, duck, goose… I can see the criminal line up now!!
The only Canadien that is NOT nice XD
That’s a raccoon, you idjut.
Yes you were ,held hostage in the house by the mean huge turtle, when they tried to get him they tried to put a broom stick in its mouth and the darn thing broke it, remember? Lieha Lieha Downing Butcher
okay but geese are dicks
Canadians are so nice because their geese got all the angry when it was being dished out.
Reminder that if you come across a Canadian goose, you grab it by its slender neck and kick it as hard as you can. They deserve it.
2. They have black feet
Shoot the damn duck for biting peaches!
That’s not a duck.
So many things to laugh at idk where to start
geese are mean. especially if you have a hotdog roll in your purse.
Canada geese can be fucking vicious, this is hilarious
The goose is being framed, likely due to a hatred for Canadians. They don’t have orange feet!
That’s the devil’s bird. Aka: a goose
Take a gander at that duck!
That’s a Canada goose. Also keep your cat inside,it’s defending its nest.
The font yard must be this amazing place where typographers hang out.
If they do that it’s because they have a nest with babies nearby..just sayin’
That’s a funny looking duck
Ducks don’t have teeth so how can they bite?
Of course it’s a canadian. This is the true face of canada.
AWW DUCK WHAT THE DUCK DO WE DUCKING DO NOW?! THIS IS DUCKING QUACK!
Why am I not remotely surprised it’s a Honker. They’re jackasses.
Source: via cat woman on We Love Kitties