Tiffany that time I freaked out and FTed you because I didn’t know cats massage people and make vibrating noises
Sometimes I wish I could tag my cat in posts like this
Thanks to my kitty for jumping on my boob. He found the cyst I didn’t know I had. I was on my side he jumped up and hit it just right and searing pain. Startled us both. He got lots of hugs when everything came back ok.
This is really messy when breastfeeding. Then the cat learns if he attacks your tits milk goes everywhere. Good times.
I want to know how my cat knows exactly where the most sensitive part of my testicles are and why he uses them like a trampoline/landing pad.
I prefer them to just stand on my abdomen or calves. Just stand there and let the constant pressure from their tiny feet rupture my organs
I was thankful my cat pushed on my Boob, it hurt felt a lump went to the dr and was diagnosis with breast cancer, caught it early because of that so he saved my life
I want to know how she knows exactly where my nipples are, every damn time.
Sometimes my cat just stands there like “what’s wrong? Why are you making those noises?”
Also works with a full bladder when you’re just snoozing and not ready to get up yet.
And if you have small boobs and big cats it feels like they’re standing directly on your ribs.
Mine likes to use my boobs as a launch pad to jump over my husband in the middle of the night………loooooovvvve it when she does that!
Dont forget when they stop and stare at you with their full weight directly on your nipple
..works also on a full bladder at 4am.
My smaller cat seems as if she’s wearing spike heels when she does that to me.
My chihuahua always does this. I call him the tit masher.
I thought I was alone in this-
We call that PSI at the paw. We’re both engineers. Pounds per square inch of pressure.
Suze Miceli aahh those unexplained little bruises on my tummy and boobs…. kitty Khal wants a hug from his hooman lol
They step right into my soul
They know about testicles too.
Lauren Grey yup. He use to make biscuits on my tits, at first it was uncomfortable and I took a liking to it, then he stops doing that altogether lol
One of my cats jumped off the top of my wardrobe paws first into my eye socket… whilst I was sleeping peacefully, not the most pleasant way I have been woken up.
Mine ran across my chest this morning all paws strategically placed
I swear my cat knows when my boobs are super sore and decides they are perfect launch pads. My cat is a bellend
at least is not walking on your throat when you’re sleeping
Somehow my cat steps right on my nipple every damn time.
Kiarah when Peppa sits on our boobs and acts like he can’t hear us screaming in pain
Cat places both paws below crotch. “Keffllaa, don’t do it.” Cat gets down and wiggles body. “Kefla, I said don’t” Cat jumpes on groin an proceeds to pur in your face
Source: via cat woman on We Love Kitties